dislikingbutterflies:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

Looks like you got a friend in you.

holy shit reblogging for that comment^

miss-renoir:

braindentist:

Johnny’s response is at the same level of ‘wtf’ as the scene where Lisa’s mum reveals she has breast cancer and Lisa tells her not to worry about it. They really were perfect for each other. :’(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best. Movie. Ever.

wraithewulfe:

did-you-kno:

Denise Thompson had a beautiful front lawn, thick and green. It was where her four children and two dogs played, and where she drank coffee on sunny mornings. Then someone stole it.

Source

ircimages:

My dog tree finally started to grow

tastefullyoffensive:

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gloominazi:

A Queensland mother who received a Hungry Jack’s burger with a crudely drawn penis inside its packaging said she was so disgusted it left her feeling physically ill.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP